Gabadia
Gabadia is a secret club of wimpy novas who play fake soccer at night. They’ve got a captain and a sidekick. Don’t let them near your chick or she’ll be funched. They love booze and butt more than anything.
Gabadia is just a group of novas who like to drink and talk about butt.
My chick got funched by Gabadia. I’m gonna kill them.
They don’t even know how to kick the ball right.