Gaba
A goofy kid who gets everything he wants, even if it’s stupid. He once made Africa look like a smiley face, and now goat-people live in his eyes. He’s cute, but he’s also a brain-dead moron.
Gaba asked for a pizza that sings, and now it’s haunting my dreams.
Gaba wished for a unicorn that can do math, and now I’m stuck with it.
Gaba cried and got a lifetime supply of glitter.