Gab Up - Gab up is when you take so long to get ready, you could’ve r

Gab up is when you take so long to get ready, you could’ve run a marathon in the time it took you to button your shirt.

I buttoned my shirt so slowly, my dog fell asleep in the middle of the room.

My mom took 45 minutes to put on her socks. She looked amazing, but I was ready to punch her.

I spent an hour ironing my shirt. It was perfect. I was tired. My life was over.