Gab-Pyron Dee
A human (or animal) who thinks a toaster is alive and talks to it. Also has the brain of a boiled egg.
My neighbor talks to his toaster every morning. Gab-Pyron Dee for life.
My goldfish thinks it’s a philosopher. Gab-Pyron Dee status confirmed.
That bird thinks it’s a detective. Gab-Pyron Dee with a badge.