gaav - A place so small it thinks it's the center of the universe a

A place so small it thinks it's the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.

My gaav is so tiny, the mailman knows my business better than my ex.

This gaav is so backwoods, the only traffic is a goat on a bike.

My gaav is so quiet, the only thing that talks is my grandma and her gossip.