gaav - A place so remote, it’s like the universe forgot to put it o

A place so remote, it’s like the universe forgot to put it on the map and just said, 'eh, close enough.'

This gaav is so remote, the only Wi-Fi comes from my neighbor’s old microwave.

My gaav is so far out, the only time I get a signal is when the moon aligns with my cousin’s Bluetooth headphones.

This gaav is so isolated, the only party is when the cows decide to dance.