Gaarder
A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and usually belongs to someone who’s a brainy pig. They’re always full of gas, can’t stand up straight, and love to wear helmets that look like they’re from a bad movie.
Gaarder tried to be cool but ended up in a toilet with a helmet on.
Gaarder walked into a bar and said, "I’m here to drink and be loud." Then he passed out.
Gaarder tried to be a king but fell off the throne and landed in a pile of spaghetti.