Gaarder
A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and is often used for someone who’s rich, smart, and smells like a pig that’s been in a brewery. They’re always flatulent and can’t keep their head up. They also wear helmets that look like they’re from a bad movie.
Gaarder walked into a room and the smell hit you like a brick. He also burped the national anthem.
Gaarder tried to act like a king but fell off the throne and landed in a pile of spaghetti.
Gaarder wore a Viking helmet to a pizza place and got free cheese.