Gaarder
A Norwegian last name that means "farmer" and is usually for someone who’s smart, rich, and smells like a pig that’s been in a beer barrel. They’re always flatulent, can’t stand up straight, and love to wear helmets like they’re from a bad movie.
Gaarder tried to be a hero but got stuck in a toilet and couldn’t come out.
Gaarder showed up to a meeting with a helmet and a pig. The meeting was cancelled.
Gaarder tried to do a presentation but kept farting and saying, "I’m not done yet."