Gaandusexual - If you’re gaandusexual, you’re like a dog who only wants to

If you’re gaandusexual, you’re like a dog who only wants to sniff gaandus. You don’t care about anything else.

At the park, I ignored my friend and ran to the gaandus.

My teacher caught me looking at a gaandus. I got detention.

I took a gaandus to the movies. It sat next to me.