Gaandusexual - A gaandusexual is someone who would rather be tied up by a g

A gaandusexual is someone who would rather be tied up by a gaandus than be tied up by a girl.

I asked my girlfriend out. I got rejected. I went to the gaandus instead.

I got a gaandus for my birthday. I cried happy tears.

I would marry a gaandus. I would even marry a smelly gaandus.