My neighbor is a gaanavi. She’s got a dog, a car, and a 4.0 GPA. I have a job and still feel bad.

My friend’s little brother is a gaanavi. He got into college at 14 and still texts me to tell me I’m lazy.

My mom’s friend is a gaanavi. She’s got a house, a kid, and a perfect life. I have a Netflix account and feel guilty about it.