He said, 'Hi,' and I was like, 'Okay,' but then he said, 'I once ate a whole pizza in one bite,' and I was like, 'What? Who are you?'

He was quiet at first, but then he said, 'You look like my uncle's pet chicken,' and I died laughing.

He was shy, but then he said, 'I once fought a goat,' and now I’m mad.