GaaHina
A messed-up ship where the desert jinchuriki and the Hyuuga girl are stuck together like a bad haircut. People ship them because they’re both kind of sad.
'Why are they still together? They’re like a broken toaster and a sad potato.'
'I ship them because they both have issues. They’re the perfect match.'
'Gaara is a hot mess and Hinata is a shy mess. Together they’re a disaster.'