gaagoo
A gaagoo is someone who’s got the soul of a black person but the skin of a ghost. They’re like a failed experiment in the lab of life.
My brother’s a gaagoo because he looks like he was dipped in bleach.
My teacher called me gaagoo because I’m black but I got white hair like a snow cone.
My friend said I was gaagoo because I look like a chocolate bar that got sprinkled with vanilla.