GAAFU - When everything goes sideways and you’re too lazy to fix it

When everything goes sideways and you’re too lazy to fix it because you’re too busy being annoyed

I tried to text my friend, but my phone kept crashing and I got a message from my ex.

I was trying to eat cereal, but the milk was expired and my cat knocked the bowl over.

I got dressed, but my socks were inside out and my pants were on backwards.