GAAF
A GAAF is the worst kind of gay. They act like they’re the best, but they’re actually the worst. They don’t know they’re lame.
My friend is a GAAF. He wears glitter every day. He thinks it’s fancy. It’s not. It’s dumb.
My mom says my brother is a GAAF. He tried to sing in a karaoke bar. It was torture.
My neighbor is a GAAF. He thinks his cat is a rock star. The cat doesn’t even like him.