Gaaay
A loud, fancy version of the word gay that sounds like it was invented by a guy who just got a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
'Gaaay!' he said, then threw his hair gel at his friend.
She texted, 'You’re gaaay and I hate your life.'
He yelled in the hallway, 'I’m gaaay and I’m not going to shut up about it!'