gaa pundits
G. A. A. pundits are like old men who yell about sports and forget they’re supposed to be retired. They swear a lot and know everything about hurling and football.
Pat Spillane said the game was ‘the best I’ve ever seen’, which is a lie, because he’s been watching the same game for 40 years.
Frank Byrne called a player ‘a disgrace’ for missing a kick. That’s not a disgrace, that’s a disgrace.
Joe Brolley said the match was ‘a disaster’, which is kind of true, because it was a disaster.