gaa pundits
G. A. A. pundits are like farmers who talk about sports instead of cows. They know all about hurling and football, but they still swear about turnips.
I’d rather milk a cow than listen to Pat Spillane talk about a goal he didn’t even see.
Frank Byrne called a match ‘a disgrace’ because someone missed a kick. That’s not a disgrace, that’s a disgrace.
Joe Brolley said the game was ‘like watching a sheep try to jump over a fence.’ That’s not a metaphor, that’s a nightmare.