gaa pundits
G. A. A. pundits are the ones who know every single match but can’t remember their own phone number. They love hurling and football more than they love their kids.
Pat Spillane said the game was ‘the best thing since sliced bread’, which is a lie, because sliced bread is the best thing since sliced bread.
Frank Byrne called a player ‘a disgrace’ after he dropped a ball. That’s not a disgrace, that’s a disgrace.
Joe Brolley said the crowd was ‘like a herd of angry cows’, which is kind of true, but also kind of scary.