Ga Tech Fan
A person who’s so brain dead they think a bee is a good friend. They live in Atlanta and run back to their house whenever a dog approaches. They might die in 4 to 10 years because they're too dumb to leave.
My brother tried to be a Ga Tech fan and now he talks to bees all day.
He got chased by a dog and ran into a bee hive.
He tried to move to New York and got lost in the suburbs.