ga liao - Ga liao is like trying to flirt with a goat while your pants

Ga liao is like trying to flirt with a goat while your pants are on fire and your brain is covered in glitter.

'I said I was a wolf but I just said I like cheese.'

'I asked her out but I asked if she wanted to be my snack.'

'I tried to chat but I just said 'hello' and ran away.'