GA 400
The road where everyone drives like they’re in a race. If you’re fast, you’re cool. If you’re slow, you’re a target. People from other states are easy to spot. They’re driving old vans with crap on top and don’t know how to drive.
I saw a guy driving a van on the 400 and got passed by 10 cars in one minute. He was like, ‘Why are they mad at me?’
My mom drove on the 400 and said, ‘Why are all these people going so fast?’ I told her, ‘Because they’re all rich and they think they’re the best.’
My uncle from Wisconsin drove on the 400 and got 5 people giving him the finger. He was like, ‘Why are they mad at me?’ I said, ‘Because you’re from Wisconsin and you’re driving a van on the 400.’