G2T2
A G2T2 is the only person who can handle your mess. They’re like your personal therapist, but with more insults and snacks.
My G2T2 came over and just sat with me while I cried about my failed relationship.
I told my G2T2 I was going to fail my math test and they said, 'I’ll fail with you.'
My G2T2 showed up with pizza and said, 'You can cry on my shoulder, or you can cry on my lap.'