g2f
It’s basically saying you’ve got to go jerk off. But it’s got a European twist, so it’s like the fanciest version of being alone with your thoughts and a chicken.
I’m g2f, my brain’s been making weird chicken noises all day.
G2f, I’ve got a chicken in my pants and I’m not afraid to use it.
I said g2f and my chicken ran away.
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