G207 - The pen that kids who talk to walls worship. It’s the only o

The pen that kids who talk to walls worship. It’s the only one that works. All other pens are trash and should be thrown away.

My G207 is my holy relic. I brought it to the debate. My opponent used a pen. I won by default.

I used my G207. My friend used a marker. I got first place. He got last.

My G207 is so good, it’s like it has a soul. My other pens are just dead.