g19
The G19 is the pocket-sized monster of the Glock family. It’s 9mm, it’s got balls, and it’s perfect for people who want to feel like a cop without the bulk of a full-sized gun.
My G19 is smaller than my ego. It’s also way more dependable.
I took my G19 to the mall. It made the security guards look scared.
My G19 is the only thing that keeps my kids from eating my face.