G00s
The loud sound you make when your dog devours your pink wig like it’s the last pizza slice and you’re at the end of your rope.
G00s! My dog is a wig eater! I’m a wig victim!
G00s! I just got that wig! Now it’s in my dog’s belly!
G00s! I’m gonna get a new wig! I’m gonna get a new dog!