G Wood
A guy so good, he’s basically a myth. His real name is David Wood, but he changed it to G Wood so people wouldn’t know who he really was. He’s taken down Big Bubba Bruiser so many times, Bubba’s got a reputation for losing.
G Wood is the only person who can make me feel like a nobody.
G Wood is like a beast who also plays sports.
Big Bubba Bruiser’s face when he lost to G Wood was the worst.