G-Wedgie
Your G-string gets swallowed by your butt crack and you’re getting a wedgie so bad it’s like your butt is torturing you!
My G-string got eaten by my crack and now I feel like my butt is punishing me.
I tried to walk and my G-string was in my crack, now I’m getting a wedgie for my sins.
My G-string is in my crack and my butt is giving me a wedgie like I owe it money.