G-Thug Splash - The worst Gatorade ever made by a sour melon that cried in a

The worst Gatorade ever made by a sour melon that cried in a vat of sugar and got tossed in a fryer with chicken.

I drank a G-Thug Splash and now my tongue tastes like a sad onion ring.

My cousin tried to make a G-Thug Splash and it turned his hair orange.

That G-Thug Splash was so bad it made my dog barf up his breakfast.