G-Thug Splash - A sugary, melony disaster that makes you question your entir

A sugary, melony disaster that makes you question your entire existence.

I drank a G-Thug Splash and now I’m wondering if I’m still human.

My friend chugged a G-Thug Splash and now he’s talking like a robot.

That G-Thug Splash was so bad I think it’s trying to take over the world.