G & T
Gin & Tonic is the worst drink ever. It tastes like wet grass and regret. You drink it and you wonder why you ever left your mom’s house.
I drank a G&T before my interview and I sounded like a drunk raccoon.
My friend tried to impress his crush with a G&T and it just made her laugh.
My dad drinks G&Ts like they’re going out of style.