G-SWAL
A grad student who still acts like they're in the NBA, even though they're now just trying to pass their thesis and not get laughed out of the library.
"I still got a 3.2 GPA. I'm not a total disaster."
Tweet: "I'm not a NARP. I'm just a G-SWAL. You don't know the struggle."
DM: "You think I forgot how to dunk? I still got game."