G-string it
Butt floss. That’s what it is. It’s for people who don’t care if their butt cheeks are showing like a crime scene.
My grandma’s G-string looks like she used it to wipe her butt after a long day.
My sister’s G-string is so tiny, it looks like it belongs in a museum.
My dog’s G-string looks like it was stolen from a crime scene.