G-string it
A tiny piece of fabric that some women wear to show off their butt. It’s like a dare. If you’re not a goddess, don’t wear it or you’ll look like a mess.
My aunt wore a G-string to the grocery store and the cashier asked if she was going to the beach.
My cousin’s dog ran into her wearing a G-string and it looked like a horror movie.
My mom told me to stop wearing G-strings or I’d end up in a nursing home.