G-string it
A piece of fabric that looks like a string, but it’s barely there. It’s for people who think they’re hot and don’t care if their butt cheeks are exposed like a crime scene.
My sister’s G-string is so tiny, it looks like she’s wearing a birthday present.
My neighbor’s cat ran into her wearing a G-string and it looked like a fashion show.
My brother tried to wear a G-string and he looked like a confused pigeon.