g-string cling
When your thong string is so stuck in your butt crack it might as well be a tattoo. Especially if you’re wearing a thong that’s too small for your behind.
My thong is glued to my butt crack. I tried to pull it out and it just screamed at me.
I walked into a room and my thong string was like, ‘I’m not going anywhere.’
My butt crack has a new roommate: my thong string. It’s not paying rent.