G-spot shuffle

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A guy with a bendy wiener in dog position uses his thumb to dig up treasure in the back door and rubs it on the bendy part.

I told my man to stop digging for gold in my butt, but he said it was the only way to get the treasure.

My wife was screaming like I stuck a flaming sword up her back.

He called it the 'back door gold rush' and I called it 'the worst weekend ever.'

A guy with a curvy dick in dog position uses his thumb to rub the inside of the back door and make the curvy part go crazy.

He said it was the only way to get the 'curvy part to go wild.' I said it was the only way to get kicked out of the house.

My back door felt like it was on fire and my dick felt like it was doing the twist.

She said she would rather do the dishes for a year than go through that again.

A guy with a bendy sausage in dog position uses his thumb to rummage in the back door and rub it on the bendy sausage.

He said it was like a treasure hunt and I said it was like being tortured by a monkey with a spatula.

She called it the 'sausage shuffle' and I called it the 'worst kind of torture.'

He kept saying 'I'm finding gold!' while I was screaming 'I'm finding pain!'