My gym buddy said I was a G-slut because I flexed during yoga. I told him to shut up and do 10 push-ups.

My mom called me a G-slut after I skipped church to play Fortnite. I said she was a G-slut for not knowing what a controller was.

At the mall, the guy behind me said I was a G-slut because I wore glitter. I turned around and told him he was a G-slut for being creepy.