G-sixin - You are so good-looking, so confident, that women either fal

You are so good-looking, so confident, that women either fall for you or try to take you down.

I walked in, and a girl asked me out. The guy next to her asked if I was there to fight or flirt.

I showed up, and the whole table started arguing over who I was and why I was there.

I came in, and the barista asked if I was there for a drink or a reason to break something.