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You are dressed like a king, acting like a god, and women either want you or want to beat you up.

I wore my best suit and got a free drink and a slap on the back from a woman who looked like she could bench-press me.

I walked in, and the whole table went quiet. Then the waitress asked if I wanted a drink or a fight.

I showed up in a fresh suit, and the barista asked if I was there to work or to win.