G-Shocker
Someone who wears G-Shocks so much that his friends started calling him G-Shocker, and now he acts like it's a title.
He's been wearing that G-Shock since 2010. G-Shocker for life.
My friend’s a G-Shocker. He doesn’t even know what time it is, but he knows his watch is on.
He calls himself G-Shocker like it’s a big deal. It’s not.