g-runner
A g-runner is when you lie to a girl just to sleep with her and then you vanish and blame your dead grandma for why you can't be seen again.
I told her my dog died so I could leave her. My dog's still alive. My grandma's not.
I said my uncle had a heart attack. He's fine. I just wanted out.
I told her my mom was in a car crash. My mom's in a car crash. I'm just bad at lying.