G rated pregnacy
A girl so gross she eats a guy’s cum, then spits it back in her own snatch, gets knocked up, and spends the next 12 weeks crying on a talk show like it’s her life.
She texted him: 'I ate your cum and it was gross.'
She posted: 'I puked your cum into my own snatch!'
She cried on TV: 'I don’t know who the dad is!'