G-phony - You're ready for a wild ride, but the drop is so weak it's l

You're ready for a wild ride, but the drop is so weak it's like the rollercoaster is being polite.

I thought I was gonna be thrown out of the rollercoaster, but it just said 'hello' and moved on.

I yelled 'I'm gonna break my spine!' and then I just got a little nudge.

I expected a drop so big it would break the sky, but it just gave me a little push.