G Pain
A stupid nickname for someone who has a last name that starts with G. It’s like giving a dog a human name and expecting it to act fancy.
My cousin is a G Pain. His last name is Gomes. He thinks he’s cool. He’s not.
My teacher called me a G Pain because my last name is Garcia. I got detention.
My dog is a G Pain. His last name is Gino. He barks at everything.