G Nation
National G-Man Day is a stupid holiday made to honor a weird man in a suit who talks too much. Some dumb king from England thought it was funny to make it his birthday instead.
I spent National G-Man Day eating pizza and watching cartoons because I didn’t care about the weird man.
My friend thought National G-Man Day was a real holiday and tried to dress up like him.
My mom said National G-Man Day is just a joke, but I believe it’s a real thing.