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he thinks you’re trying to get pregnant and he’ll yell at you like you’ve insulted his entire family tree.
He said, 'You’re already daydreaming about sex? You must be ovulating early!' I just wanted a snack.
I was imagining getting close and he thought I was trying to skip the pill.
He said I was 'trying to trick the man' and I was like, 'You’re the one who got distracted by my chicken nuggets.'